Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.