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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.