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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.