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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.