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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Because he tryptophan.

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Give me one more chants!

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Namaste

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Namaste

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Namaste.