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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Nah I'ma stay

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If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Nah, mastay

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Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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He liked cold cash.

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Homosectionals.

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You haven't left your couch since 2011.