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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste