What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

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Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

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Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

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