What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.