What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.