What's the difference between a married...

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.