What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone.