They both think the other one gets laid more.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
With a spirit level!
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Palm Sunday.
