Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.