Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.