Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
She laid a sidewalk!
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
I have to walk Home Alone
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
A monkey
Not breaking up
