Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.