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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!