What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cicero. Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.