What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...