What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.