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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.