What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon