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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.