What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?

A thin mouse!

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.