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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field