What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.