What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!