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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!