Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.