Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Friend:

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor