Stevie Wonder Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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