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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.