Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day