Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.