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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Stevie Wonder Jokes More Stevie Wonder Jokes

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day