Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Because he's married.
Because he's Blind Married
Ray Charles answering the iron
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Because he was married
Because he feels for everyone.
He was a good conductor.
A LOCOmotive.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
H-E-L-L-O!
The Pope!
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Because they dress in lairs.
He felt his presents.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
For people that don't want anything to drink