Ray Charles Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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He got crossed up.

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