Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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Because they cantaloupe!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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They're both gold-diggers

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube