Ray Charles Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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