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Ray Charles Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Cube Jokes More Cube Jokes

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.