Because its the only love they get.
Rustle
It's all played in the high C's.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A tender loving hare.
He's an orphan.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Courtney.
It's the only way they can get love.