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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.