Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Worm your way out of that one!

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.