What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.