What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!