What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)