What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!