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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!