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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue