Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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A receding hare line.

What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

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Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Because consoles can't ketchup.

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