Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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Dogma

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: