Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.