Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.