Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.