Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation