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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.