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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation