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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.