What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.