What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo