What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person