What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.