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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.