What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)