What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

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What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.