What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.