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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.