Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

You might also enjoy:

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.