Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.