Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.