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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.