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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

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Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.