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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
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Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?
Apollogize!
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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?
All my Apollo-gies.
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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?
Apollo 11
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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?
He Apollo-gized.
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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?
He Apollo-gized.
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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?
I Apollo-gize
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