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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!