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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers