What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!