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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.