Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Phase Jokes More Phase Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.