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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.