Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff