Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!