Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing