Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday