How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off