How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff