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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.