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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!