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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.