How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.