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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!