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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.