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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing