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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.