Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

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