Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes More Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.