Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes More Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.