Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese