Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes More Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.