Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.