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Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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I Love Pizza & You

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit