Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights