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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.