What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

House Jokes More House Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Who was saved?

The Russian people