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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.