What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.