Electricity.
They rush in.
It Blyats.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Use tomato paste.
Use LED based paint.
Namaste
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...
Current.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
