What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did you get into my house?

Business.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.