It started its own branch
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
An Insti-Gator
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because it was a chesnut tree.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Small medium at large
The one with the most branches!
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
