What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.