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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out