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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See