How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...