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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.