How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.