What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.