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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima