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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima