What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima