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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.