What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

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What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan