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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.