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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.