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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.