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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"