What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant