Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism