Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.