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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.