Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.