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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.