How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.