How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.