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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet