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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet