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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Car Part Jokes More Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone