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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone