Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.