Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone