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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Car Part Jokes More Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone