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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.