Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Matta Jokes More Matta Jokes

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no