Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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A Nietzsche market!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut