Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone