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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you