Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you