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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick