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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.