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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick