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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...