Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.