Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.