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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!