Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.