Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.