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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!