What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.