What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.