What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.