How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.