How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.