How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.