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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu