How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!