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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!