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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*