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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff