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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.