Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.