Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.