Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile