Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.