Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!