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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys