Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.