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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile