Pharaoh Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.