Pharaoh Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.