Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."