Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common