Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."