Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon