What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)