What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!