What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)